MDCalbro

nentindo:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

WHAT THE FUCK

anti feminist who is a mens rights activist and thinks abortion is murder but that guys should be able to opt out of unplanned pregnancies because pregnancy is 100% womans fault and basically supports rape??

i have to be awake in like 12 hours maybe i should get ready 

danithinksoddthings:

laugh0r-die:

anarcunt:

dekutree:

nosdrinker:

butt-dumpling:

I literally stared at this for 5 minutes oh my god

what

what

what

what

what

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I SEE IT IT’S OKAY.

danithinksoddthings:

laugh0r-die:

anarcunt:

dekutree:

nosdrinker:

butt-dumpling:

I literally stared at this for 5 minutes oh my god

what

what

what

what

what

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I SEE IT IT’S OKAY.

omg wow 
like my status if you’ve had sex with this guy

omg wow 

like my status if you’ve had sex with this guy

Marcus Cullen:
lol im watching panda porn
Jessica Allen:
lol what
Marcus Cullen:
not kidding..
Jessica Allen:
lololololol
Marcus Cullen:
video/search?o=tr&t=a&search=pandafuck.com
/video/search?o=tr&t=a&search=pandafuck.com
put that on the end of porn hub
mum walks into my room
mum: we're giving your bed to the homeless
me: what why
mum: because the homeless need a bed to sleep in
me: i need a bed to sleep in! where will i sleep?
mum: the couch
me: can't the homeless sleep on the couch????
mum: no we need that for tv sitting