MDCalbro

i have to be awake in like 12 hours maybe i should get ready

danithinksoddthings:

laugh0r-die:

anarcunt:

dekutree:

nosdrinker:

butt-dumpling:

I literally stared at this for 5 minutes oh my god

what

what

what

what

what

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I SEE IT IT’S OKAY.

laugh0r-die:

anarcunt:

dekutree:

nosdrinker:

butt-dumpling:

I literally stared at this for 5 minutes oh my god

what

what

what

what

what

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I SEE IT IT’S OKAY.

omg wow

like my status if you’ve had sex with this guy

Marcus Cullen: 
 lol im watching panda porn 
Jessica Allen: 
 lol what
Marcus Cullen: 
 not kidding..
Jessica Allen: 
 lololololol
Marcus Cullen: 
 video/search?o=tr&t=a&search=pandafuck.com
 /video/search?o=tr&t=a&search=pandafuck.com
 put that on the end of porn hub

mum walks into my room

mum: we're giving your bed to the homeless
me: what why
mum: because the homeless need a bed to sleep in
me: i need a bed to sleep in! where will i sleep?
mum: the couch
me: can't the homeless sleep on the couch????
mum: no we need that for tv sitting

OK so my mum got married at 17

To a guy named Paul

I’m almost 17 and I’m practically dating a guy called Paul