MDCalbro
brian cox is smilin u should 2

fucking CUTE

Brian aint lettin no jerks get him down today, no sir

i love you brian

i love you so much 


Here you go!


FUCK HAHAHAHA

Here you go!

FUCK HAHAHAHA

An extensive list of pictures and videos documenting the meteorite.
generic-blog-for-generic-people submitted: 

YOU CALL THAT ART? BULLSHIT. THIS IS ART.

holy shit this is the best

generic-blog-for-generic-people submitted: 

YOU CALL THAT ART? BULLSHIT. THIS IS ART.

holy shit this is the best

strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted:  

i like 2 play cod and gta xDDD

how long have you had this picture saved, waiting for this moment?

strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted:  

i like 2 play cod and gta xDDD

how long have you had this picture saved, waiting for this moment?

davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:

Alien (1979) - The scene when an alien bursts out of that guy’s chest. [submitted by thisdayandage]

davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:

Alien (1979)
 - The scene when an alien bursts out of that guy’s chest.
 [submitted by thisdayandage]

strangethingsforstrangepeoplesubmitted:

nothing sexual you say, well i guess this breaks that rule oh snap

you fucking glorious creature

strangethingsforstrangepeoplesubmitted:

nothing sexual you say, well i guess this breaks that rule oh snap

you fucking glorious creature


strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted:
to jess, i hope u have cheered up a bit from last night
so have a picture of a kitty enjoying some watermelon to make u feel happier
from jamie xox

omfg jamie you amazing soul i lOVE YOU

strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted:

to jess, i hope u have cheered up a bit from last night

so have a picture of a kitty enjoying some watermelon to make u feel happier

from jamie xox

omfg jamie you amazing soul i lOVE YOU


strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted:
you know your hair, its all blue

i am jessica flowers

strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted:

you know your hair, its all blue

i am jessica flowers


derpydashhooves submitted:
My friend and I have been using a “Netherized” version of your compact house design for the city around our castle. Thank you for the guide, it just fit perfectly :)

aw man, that’s awesome!!!

derpydashhooves submitted:

My friend and I have been using a “Netherized” version of your compact house design for the city around our castle. Thank you for the guide, it just fit perfectly :)

aw man, that’s awesome!!!

Meant for your follower who likes Mitt.

To nochemistry about Mitt. Mitt is a piece of shit. Fuck off for voting for him. To each their own, yes. But whatever. Don’t speak about the military statistics like it’s even relative. I don’t blame Obama for the atrocities of war, nor do I give him credit for anything good to come of it (like people giving him credit for killing Osama). I do not care for Obama, but I’m not going to blame him for our troops dying.
From a military point of view, I won’t be like HURR DURR OBAMA KILLED OUR SOLDIERS. Which is basically what you just did. The military doesn’t work like that. We have Platoon Leaders that became officers for a reason, so they can make decisions. We have so many higher ranking officers for so many reasons, so they can make fucking decisions, life or death decisions, whether from behind a desk or behind their weapon. I’m finishing college right now, next week I fill out a rough application and take my photo for the United States Marine’s PLC program, consisting of two six week stays in Quantico, VA and training to determine if I am worth sending to Officer’s Candidates School so I can become an Officer by attending OCS when I graduate. Hopefully so I can go active and get deployed soon after. So yeah, I’ll be part of that 47% not taking responsibility for myself in my life because I wont be paying an income tax while I’m overseas in a war zone. Fuck off if you think that means I take no responsibility. I don’t advocate war, and I don’t support our war, I support the guys that will be right fucking beside me, guys who are willing to die beside me. Before you take the side of an idiot, realize how many things he says, you know “statistics” may include shit you may not realize. Don’t begin to describe or use war statistics if you’re going to blindly use them. 


strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted: 
AM I COOL YET

whoa look at this cutie

strangethingsforstrangepeople submitted: 

AM I COOL YET

whoa look at this cutie

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Portal
“‘Oh baby, faster!’  The orange portal moaned as the blue portal thrust himself into her hole.  It was the perfect fit for him, so beautiful and orange like a love cavern that was painted orange.”

oh my god

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Portal

“‘Oh baby, faster!’  The orange portal moaned as the blue portal thrust himself into her hole.  It was the perfect fit for him, so beautiful and orange like a love cavern that was painted orange.”

oh my god

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: BBC Sherlock “Sherlock swallowed and then grabbed a slide from the bedside table and licked it so that he could study it under a microscope. He also told John to do the same. So he could compare their semens.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: BBC Sherlock

“Sherlock swallowed and then grabbed a slide from the bedside table and licked it so that he could study it under a microscope. He also told John to do the same. So he could compare their semens.”