MDCalbro
stealing posts? brah you’re clever 
credit to  alex

stealing posts? brah you’re clever 

credit to alex

goteamjosh:

I’m just putting the final touches on my Minecraft bow.

goteamjosh:

I’m just putting the final touches on my Minecraft bow.

gpoy

gpoy

dizzy-dizzix:

<3
Things that piss me off #4
FUCK THIS SHIT.

Things that piss me off #4

FUCK THIS SHIT.

You wake up to a dim lit room and rub your eyes - 
Wait, this isn’t your room.. Theres no furniture, fuck, it’s not even a room. You’re inside a tree. 
You get on your knees and run your hand along the wood. It’s hollow till about halfway. You’re now shaking. Reciting the night before you remember every detail including going to bed in your bed, in your room, in your house.
The tree has a slit, it’s small but big enough to maneuver your body through the crevice.
As you squeeze through you hear a hiss, 
"Fuck, fuck, fuck. WHERE THE FUCK AM I?" 
You put a leg through and feel for a footing to place your body. You land on ground
Thank god.
You glance up and you’re completely gobsmacked
Everything is green. Theres swamps and vines entangling up trees that could’ve been a thousand years old..
That hissing starts again
Your hairs on the back of your neck stand erect
You’re startled.
You look around, hoping for human life, heart beating fast, breathing short and quick.
What’s that in the distance?
It’s in fog. They’re coming closer
And closer
Shit, theres about 10.. They look tall and green
You question your options.. You can run or try to communicate
They’re coming closer. They won’t stop. SSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss
SsssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"H-hel————
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

You wake up to a dim lit room and rub your eyes - 

Wait, this isn’t your room.. Theres no furniture, fuck, it’s not even a room. You’re inside a tree. 

You get on your knees and run your hand along the wood. It’s hollow till about halfway. You’re now shaking. Reciting the night before you remember every detail including going to bed in your bed, in your room, in your house.

The tree has a slit, it’s small but big enough to maneuver your body through the crevice.

As you squeeze through you hear a hiss, 

"Fuck, fuck, fuck. WHERE THE FUCK AM I?" 

You put a leg through and feel for a footing to place your body. You land on ground

Thank god.

You glance up and you’re completely gobsmacked

Everything is green. Theres swamps and vines entangling up trees that could’ve been a thousand years old..

That hissing starts again

Your hairs on the back of your neck stand erect

You’re startled.

You look around, hoping for human life, heart beating fast, breathing short and quick.

What’s that in the distance?

It’s in fog. They’re coming closer

And closer

Shit, theres about 10.. They look tall and green

You question your options.. You can run or try to communicate

They’re coming closer. They won’t stop. SSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss

SsssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


"H-hel————

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM