MDCalbro
jewish-renegade:

iwishihadafather:

this is beautiful. it truly symbolizes the simplicity between life and death, good and evil, right and wrong. but in the end it’s still our paths that we take and our own hearts that we hold in our hands. truly a masterpiece 

It’s a Yu-Gi-Oh card

jewish-renegade:

iwishihadafather:

this is beautiful. it truly symbolizes the simplicity between life and death, good and evil, right and wrong. but in the end it’s still our paths that we take and our own hearts that we hold in our hands. truly a masterpiece 

It’s a Yu-Gi-Oh card

um

um

the problems of having an artist for a mother:

she uses the cooking trays and utensils in her artwork 

on the phone with mum
me: how do you cook the sausages since they're frozen?
mum: witchcraft
*mum hangs up*
me: mum?
hello?
Go big or go home
Go big or go home
thedailyblock:

Spider: SUP BRAH IM HANG HERE WAITING FOR YA, COME ON BENEATH ME!
FUCKING SPIDERS, I HATE FUCKING SPIDERS…
Minecraft mineshaft spiders first time I played 1.0: I screamed and almost cried because it dropped down on top of me
Skyrim spider caves: I sneak and kill everything as fast as possible, loot the frost venom stuff and them run through the cobwebs as fast as I can and don’t look back.
and it seems bethesda LOVES making sure SPIDERS are through every main quest cave thing
GOD
Fuck spiders in games. Seriously.


sup

thedailyblock:

Spider: SUP BRAH IM HANG HERE WAITING FOR YA, COME ON BENEATH ME!

FUCKING SPIDERS, I HATE FUCKING SPIDERS…

Minecraft mineshaft spiders first time I played 1.0: I screamed and almost cried because it dropped down on top of me

Skyrim spider caves: I sneak and kill everything as fast as possible, loot the frost venom stuff and them run through the cobwebs as fast as I can and don’t look back.

and it seems bethesda LOVES making sure SPIDERS are through every main quest cave thing

GOD

Fuck spiders in games. Seriously.

sup

it’s 70f and i’m dying it’s so hot

and it gets to like 110 i’m going to DIE

florence-adolescent:

angel-higure:

reeses-peixes:

nocauseforalarm:

dunkinhoenuts:

delirious-stridenasty:

michellelikescats:

hafsaaa:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

ingalacornicum:

laserscrewdriver:

a-flibbertigibbet:

snuggle-monster:

That man is in deeeeep treble now.

Oh crap, he’s gonna get his bass kicked ‘til he’s A Flat man. 

Good thing he’s not A Minor, he’d be in for Double Time.

Man, he’d be detained for forte years.

Good thing that cop is nice and doesn’t have a tempo.

man this is ritarded

i think the jokes are pretty sharp

Idunno man i think theyre pretty flat

You guys have me beat.

I GUESS JOKES AREN’T YOUR FORTE

The music pun pile is reaching a crecendo
better watch out, looks like its about to turn sharp in three-fourths time

[[ ooc; my fellow music people. how I love thee. ]]Just gonna waltz on in here and enjoy this serenade of jokes. 

I’m sure his punishment will be moderato. A minim-al sentence, I’m sure.

florence-adolescent:

angel-higure:

reeses-peixes:

nocauseforalarm:

dunkinhoenuts:

delirious-stridenasty:

michellelikescats:

hafsaaa:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

ingalacornicum:

laserscrewdriver:

a-flibbertigibbet:

snuggle-monster:

That man is in deeeeep treble now.

Oh crap, he’s gonna get his bass kicked ‘til he’s A Flat man. 

Good thing he’s not A Minor, he’d be in for Double Time.

Man, he’d be detained for forte years.

Good thing that cop is nice and doesn’t have a tempo.

man this is ritarded

i think the jokes are pretty sharp

Idunno man i think theyre pretty flat

You guys have me beat.

I GUESS JOKES AREN’T YOUR FORTE

The music pun pile is reaching a crecendo

better watch out, looks like its about to turn sharp in three-fourths time

[[ ooc; my fellow music people. how I love thee. ]]

Just gonna waltz on in here and enjoy this serenade of jokes. 

I’m sure his punishment will be moderato. A minim-al sentence, I’m sure.