the problems of having an artist for a mother:
she uses the cooking trays and utensils in her artwork
Spider: SUP BRAH IM HANG HERE WAITING FOR YA, COME ON BENEATH ME!
FUCKING SPIDERS, I HATE FUCKING SPIDERS…
Minecraft mineshaft spiders first time I played 1.0: I screamed and almost cried because it dropped down on top of me
Skyrim spider caves: I sneak and kill everything as fast as possible, loot the frost venom stuff and them run through the cobwebs as fast as I can and don’t look back.
and it seems bethesda LOVES making sure SPIDERS are through every main quest cave thing
Fuck spiders in games. Seriously.
That man is in deeeeep treble now.
Oh crap, he’s gonna get his bass kicked ‘til he’s A Flat man.
Good thing he’s not A Minor, he’d be in for Double Time.
Man, he’d be detained for forte years.
Good thing that cop is nice and doesn’t have a tempo.
man this is ritarded
i think the jokes are pretty sharp
Idunno man i think theyre pretty flat
You guys have me beat.
I GUESS JOKES AREN’T YOUR FORTE
The music pun pile is reaching a crecendo
better watch out, looks like its about to turn sharp in three-fourths time
[[ ooc; my fellow music people. how I love thee. ]]
Just gonna waltz on in here and enjoy this serenade of jokes.
I’m sure his punishment will be moderato. A minim-al sentence, I’m sure.