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yamino:

inlouhazthrusts:

inlouhazthrusts:

inlouhazthrusts:

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

I can’t express how much I hate seeing posts like this. That spider was likely a wolf spider, the only kind to carry their young on their back.  They only bite when aggravated, and they eat a lot of more harmful/annoying insects.

Congratulations on killing the only species of spider with motherly instincts, and her babies.

In the future, here’s what you could have done (which is how I always remove spiders and other insects):

  • Put a container over the spider. (You at least got that part right.)
  • Carefully slide a piece of paper under it, making sure not to damage the spider/s. 
  • Take the container outside or shake it out a window.

look guys u offended a spider hippie 

allanledreamhunter:

This is fucking cute.

allanledreamhunter:

This is fucking cute.

lefttomine:

In minecraft there are many different mobs, mobs are any type of animal or other living being that moves around minecraft. Though there are many some can be harmful to the player. These mobs are very different and have different abilities.

Zombies

Zombies are probably one…

alexrz75:

Australia

alexrz75:

Australia