MDCalbro

Apr 17

Apr 08

notwitternat:

benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

Error 404:

Your haiku could not be found.

Try again later.

Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

This is clever but it bothers me because a haiku actually was found there and I want it to be close but no go, like:

Error 404
Your haiku could not be found
Try back later

Mar 29

Anonymous asked: :O I was born in minecraftia. (Was your dad Steve too?) YOU AND I COULD BE RELATED

incredible

come play cards against humanity with stamy and i -

(Source: i-am-dovahkiin)

Mar 27

schneakyverene:

benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

Error 404:

Your haiku could not be found.

Try again later.

Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

Next time anybody has to write a haiku I am going to write this down for them, all sneaky-like, and see how the teacher reacts.

excuse me this is my haiku not yours

Mar 24

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Mar 18

i-am-dovahkiin:

when she sends u the noots

image

Mar 15

andferdinand asked: is that haiku and your fish the reason you retired from this blog?

no i just have too many followers and i wanted to have a ~~personal~~ blog for my feelings and stuff and i didn’t want to show that to 4,000 people u know 

and idk like

this blog is just

2 much, like i wanan change the url but i can’t bc its just always been that and im just v nostalgic about things and idk like

???? its complicated

Mar 14

benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

Error 404:

Your haiku could not be found.

Try again later.

Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

100,000 notes. we fucking did it. we made this shitty fucking haiku finally get over 100,000 fucking notes. a god damn haiku. are you kidding me. fucking nerds

(via raspberry-roses-broken-bones)

Anonymous asked: ARE YOU REALLY FROM HOLLAND?

no

Mar 07

that haiku post is driving me fucking insane. i made it a year ago and it had like 100 notes and then 7 days ago someone went through a fucking years worth of my blog and started this shitstorm of notifications. 65,000 notes in a fucking week.

why

crayonsinorange:

benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

Error 404:

Your haiku could not be found.

Try again later.

Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

This actually doesn’t work, depending on how you pronounce error (err or err-er) and 0 (zero or “o”).

do you want to tell that to the 60,000 people that reblogged this in 7 days and that english teacher that it doesn’t work 

Mar 06

heretic-hero:


Knitters wanted for penguin pullovers
The Penguin Foundation has a global call out for knitters to make pullovers for penguins in rehab.
Penguins caught in oil spills need the little jumpers to keep warm and to stop them from trying to clean the toxic oil off with their beaks.

If you enjoy knitting as a pass time please please please do this. please.
You can download a PDF with more info here

help out some little buddies if you’re a knitter!!!!

heretic-hero:

Knitters wanted for penguin pullovers

The Penguin Foundation has a global call out for knitters to make pullovers for penguins in rehab.

Penguins caught in oil spills need the little jumpers to keep warm and to stop them from trying to clean the toxic oil off with their beaks.

If you enjoy knitting as a pass time please please please do this. please.

You can download a PDF with more info here

help out some little buddies if you’re a knitter!!!!

Mar 05


MDCalbro turned 3 today!

omg aw

MDCalbro turned 3 today!

omg aw

(Source: assets)

Mar 04

hi everyone thats following me bc of a new post but seriously dont follow me this blog is dead i’ve moved to this blog